Well let's give them the spotlight in a video compilation then. With the sheer amount of , it's infuriating that we're raising the next generation to believe that terribly composed, naked iPhone photos are sexy. Capture a few shots to send later on rather than using crappy fluorescent lighting at 10 p. If your phone or your lover's phone ever goes missing, you'll want as little damning evidence on there as possible. Every girl knows the elbows under the boobs trick to make her cleavage pop. .
Why must you insist on sending us junk shots? Shadows on a collarbone can be infinitely more seductive than a straight-on tit shot. Plus, if you can't be easily identified in your nude selfies, you have that much less to worry about after a messy breakup. Most of us also know the right angles to make us look curvy where it matters and a little smaller where it doesn't. No one can see that pose anymore without rolling their eyes. I heard y'all wanted to see more Chivettes.
Also, it's really strange when you leave your underwear bunched up around your knees. Here's the catch: no one should be able to tell that you're pushing stuff in or holding stuff up, it ruins the illusion. Is there trash on the floor behind you? Even if you're terribly uncomfortable, no one will ever know you almost popped your hip out of joint to get the perfect curve as long as the photo looks good. Newsflash: The entire world is over duckface. For goodness sake, the nude photo used to be an art form, but lately it seems we seem to have forgotten how truly sexy the human body can be in all its subtlety. Try turning your phone's camera on yourself and walk around in front of different windows until you find a spot where you are evenly lit and your eyes sparkle.
Go ahead and send a sexy pout with a suggestive bare shoulder, but if you're sending your bare butt or boobs leave any identifying parts of your face out. Check out heathermoni, britterwitters, Chivette1232, rileyanne90210, carb. Let's be honest, vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest thing in the world. So what do you do with your mouth, then? If a racy selfie of my daughter taken in a filthy bedroom hit the Internet, I'd be more furious about her negligent attention to detail than the photo itself. Right before snapping your photo, quickly gasp the way you would during some good, old-fashioned lovemaking. Same goes for your penis, fellas.
We'd much rather see a flexed bicep or that little dip at your hipbone. A pile of dirty laundry in the background? I don't care how hot you are — if you're a slob, it's gross. Perhaps, but unless your beloved asked you what you're wearing rightthissecond, a hot shot where you're glowing in the morning sun will keep your mate happy until they can see you again. Is that a fetish I'm unaware of? Don't worry, this is just a tease with many more sexy Chivette moments to come. If you send naked photos with both your face and nipples in plain view, you could very well end up in a a Google search, a gross meme, terribly embarrassed, or all of the above. And remember: a little mystery is sexy. It just looks lazy and weird.
Part your lips ever so slightly and as you inhale, heave those bosoms and think about how damn sexy you are. Lighting hints: Some of the best places to find good lighting are in hotel rooms during the day. Standing in front of a window is always better than standing in front of a lamp, although bright, direct sunlight can be a bit harsh. But after becoming more involved in , I discovered that there are many more exciting ways to increase the mystery of a nude picture without simply flashing your boobs — and guess what? Same goes for identifying jewelry or tattoos. . . .
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